Dave rates pizza.
Dave is busy.
I broke my rule.
Now break yours.
Come rate my hummus.
Last year cancer took half my tongue.
The doctors were very nice about it. They said I'd never taste again.
A chef who can't taste is just a guy holding a spoon.
So I broke the rules.
Now I taste. I eat. I make hummus every single day.
Your turn, Dave. I broke mine. Come break yours.
The Platters
Every day a new platter. Every day no Dave.
Dave's not here yet.
You are.
Come to Agripas Street. Do a One Schmear. Rate it like Dave.
Post it. Tag @stoolpresidente. Use #oneschmear.
Every review is one more knock on Dave's door.
Show your post to your waiter. Dessert's on us.
84 Hillside Blvd, Lakewood, NJ
One free dessert per table, per visit. Dine in only. Post must be public and tag @stoolpresidente with #oneschmear. Not valid with other offers. Management can change or end this anytime. Dave eats free forever.